Pre-Monday Night Breakdown

Monday Night Games: Eagles and Skins, Texans and Chargers

Two games left instead of the normal one, here's what we have to look forward to tonight. Will any of these games change hands? Let's see:

Mimes 24 vs. Hamburglers 0 (-12)

Mimes is done and the 'burglers have 2 D left (Fletcher and Hall for the 'Skins) They would also have a kicker if they had one playing, but wait, Matt Bryant is on the bench... not sure what happened there, would have been worth a measley 4 points, but still. This one stays a win for the Mimes.

Bill 13 vs. Rednecks 14

This looks like a close one, but Bill has 3 players left to Rednecks 1. Alfred Morris vs. Michael Vick, I wouldn't be so sure, but throw in a Kicker and a DF and I think Bill takes this one.

Dynasty 58 vs. Whiskey 61

Another close game as newcomer Dynasty claws his way back from Peyton's record tying night. Both teams have one player to go and I'd give the nod to Jamien as he has Shady McCoy vs. Jason's DF. Both defenses were pitiful, but the offense looked good. Dynasty's reach for Vernon Davis may not have been so stupid ill advised.

Capo 29 vs. Malleus 9

Well, I'll start by saying that Chris I may have had words, most of them directed at his lack of team management decisions, but this time it looks like I may have overthought my D players, let's just say I have almost 20 extra tackles sitting on my bench that would have made this game closer. I have to hope that Andre Johnson has the kind of game that a number of WRs had on Sunday, but 20 points is a lot to ask. I think I lose a game to start the season for only the second time. Crap.

Bronies 26 vs. Maniacs 35

Yet another close one, both teams have 2 players apiece: Bronies have RG3 and Eric Weddle, Maniacs have Garcon and J.J. Watt. This one stays close and I'm honestly leaning toward Maniacs.

Lagers 17 vs. Drow 57

Not close, but can Arian Foster make it closer? Maybe a little, but not nearly enough. Drow also get to add a kicker and might break 100 O-points. Not a good sign for the rest of us with the defending champ looking good. For those of us that also actually watch the games though, AP scored most of his points on one run against a bumbling Lions D on the first play, Rodgers is not a god, and A.J. Green can't always be that awesome, still Drow made Lagers look beatable, and they're actually a really good team.