Monday Night Round-up and the “I wish I had started…” Column

Bill’s Team @ Capo di Tutti Capi
Current score: 4-4
Players left: Bill: Brandon Marshall (WR, Mia);
Capo: Randy Moss (WR, NE), Yeremiah Bell (DB, Mia)
All tied up (this score has been corrected about 5 times since last night) basically this is a Moss vs. Marshall showdown but Capo has one extra player to push them over the edge. I think Capo will take this one, but it could be close.
Bill: Carson Palmer (QB, Cin) instead of Vince Young (QB, Ten) 19 vs. 10.
Mike Tolbert (RB, SD) instead of Chris Johnson (RB, Ten) 13 vs. 2.
Total Difference: 20 points.
Capo: David Garrard (QB, Jax) instead of Drew Brees (QB, NO): 24 points vs. 12.
Brandon Jacobs (RB, NYG) instead of C.J. Spiller(RB, Buf): 10 vs. 3.
Terrell Owens (WR, Cin) instead of Hakeem Nicks (WR, NYG): 20 vs. 5.
Total Difference: 34 points.


Rednecks @ Export Flannel
Current Score: 15-0 (-20)
Players left: Rednecks: Tom Brady (QB, NE);
Flannel: None
I think we can all agree what will happen with this one.
Rednecks: No changes, but it would’ve helped to have a non-injured DB start in the place of the injured an ruled out Roman Harper (DB, NO)
Flannel: Dennis Dixon (QB, Pit) instead of Derek Anderson (QB, Ari) IR vs. -5.
Taylor Mays (DB, SF) instead of Troy Polamalu (DB, Pit): 11 vs. 2.
Total Difference: 14 points.

Malleus Maleficarum @ Roger’s Ramjets
Current score: 28-0 (-9)
Players left: Malleus: Stephen Gostkowski (K, NE), Jason Allen (DB, Mia)
Ramjets: Wes Welker (WR, NE), Karlos Dansby (DF, Mia)
I think Malleus can withstand the Welker onslaught, they have 37 points of wiggle room plus whatever Gost and Allen score. Malleus should hold on for win 2 (the Hammer fell but not that hard this time).
Malleus: Joseph Addai (RB, Ind) instead of DeAngelo Williams (RB, Car): 18 vs. 12.
Additionally, Malleus should have had a better back-up QB option than Eli vs. the Bears (2 points). Total Difference: 6 points.
Ramjets: Kyle Orton (QB, Den) instead of Matt Schaub (QB, Hou) 17 vs. 16.
Clinton Portis (RB, Was) instead of Cedric Benson (RB, Cin) 5 vs. 4.
Demaryius Thomas (WR, Den) instead of Steve Smith (WR, Car). 5 vs. 0
Total Difference: 7 points.

Iron City Lagers @ Murrysville Drow
Final Score: 41-35.
One of the big upsets this week, the others being Beavers over Mimes and Burglers over the Whisky. Way to go Tim.
ICL: No changes…good job again Tim.
Drow: No changes either…good guessing by Doug.

Mighty Midtowne Mimes @ Fightin’ Bitin’ Beavers
Final score: 35-13.
Another big upset and the 2nd week in a row that Mimes opponents score 110 points (sucks for you Darin).
Mimes: Lance Moore (WR, NO) instead of Devin Hester (WR, Chi) 6 vs. 0.
Brian Urlacher (DF, Chi) instead of Lance Briggs (DF, Chi) 12 vs. 1.
Total Difference: 17 points.
Beavers: Mark Sanchez (QB, NYJ) instead of Donovan McNabb (QB, Was): 14 vs. 8.
Surprising even though his WRs scored 1 point each, this was better than his reserves who both scored 0 (and they were not on byes).
Total Difference: 6 points.

Old No. 7 @ N.Y. Hamburglers
Current score: 0-26
Players left: O7: Jerod Mayo (DF, NE);
Burglers: None.
I’d give the Whiskey bottle a 0.01% chance of pulling this out. There will be no more undefeated teams in FLoF.
O7: Could have picked up a kicked but chose not to.
Burglers: Donald Driver (WR, GB) instead of Jermichael Finley (WR, GB): 10 vs. 7.
Total Difference: 3 points.

Best Coach(es): Tim, Doug and John (no lost points)
Worst Coach: Chris (34 lost points – but he still might win)