Week 14: Quickie Predictions
Mimes beat Drow
Really, who knows. Both teams have been very hot and cold. Both teams can play really well. Mimes tend to do it with defense while Drow have a higher offensive ceiling right now. But when Drow suck, they've been really bad lately.
Brawlers beat Beavers
Put Beavers in that really inconsistent category too. If they play to their potential they could crush Brawlers. But Brawlers have actually put it together the last couple weeks and played consistently decent football.
Ramjets beat Hamburglers
'cause, really, everyone beats Hamburglers lately. Even Ramjets may be able to overcome their well documented bad luck this week.
Flannel beat Capo
Other then last week's horrible offensive performance, Flannel have been playing consistently well lately and Capo have been shaky.
Malleus beat Bill
Malleus is really on a roll and Bill's record is finally catching up to his recent mediocre performances.
Old No. 7 beat Buffalo
The only problem here would be if Romo throws the ball to the Steelers too many times or gets killed by James Harrison and can't finish the game, but I think he'll do well enough.
What's it All Mean?
If I'm right, Beavers will be the odd team out. Which pretty much guarantees that I'll be wrong here. The Toilet Bowl will be Hamburglers at Brawlers and the playoffs will be seeded like this:
#1 Flannel
#2 Malleus
#6 Capo @ #3 Mimes
#5 Drow @ #4 Bill
To completly push my preditive skills past their comfort level I'll predict that Malleus beat Mimes to get to their first FLOF Bowl and Flannel beat Drow for a chance at a repeat. If I were still putting out rankings, I'd have Flannel and Malleus 1-2 respectively with a little gap before Mimes at #4 (Old No. 7 would be my #3). Capo, Beavers, Drow, and Bill would be grouped in that order down at 7-10.
Really, who knows. Both teams have been very hot and cold. Both teams can play really well. Mimes tend to do it with defense while Drow have a higher offensive ceiling right now. But when Drow suck, they've been really bad lately.
Brawlers beat Beavers
Put Beavers in that really inconsistent category too. If they play to their potential they could crush Brawlers. But Brawlers have actually put it together the last couple weeks and played consistently decent football.
Ramjets beat Hamburglers
'cause, really, everyone beats Hamburglers lately. Even Ramjets may be able to overcome their well documented bad luck this week.
Flannel beat Capo
Other then last week's horrible offensive performance, Flannel have been playing consistently well lately and Capo have been shaky.
Malleus beat Bill
Malleus is really on a roll and Bill's record is finally catching up to his recent mediocre performances.
Old No. 7 beat Buffalo
The only problem here would be if Romo throws the ball to the Steelers too many times or gets killed by James Harrison and can't finish the game, but I think he'll do well enough.
What's it All Mean?
If I'm right, Beavers will be the odd team out. Which pretty much guarantees that I'll be wrong here. The Toilet Bowl will be Hamburglers at Brawlers and the playoffs will be seeded like this:
#1 Flannel
#2 Malleus
#6 Capo @ #3 Mimes
#5 Drow @ #4 Bill
To completly push my preditive skills past their comfort level I'll predict that Malleus beat Mimes to get to their first FLOF Bowl and Flannel beat Drow for a chance at a repeat. If I were still putting out rankings, I'd have Flannel and Malleus 1-2 respectively with a little gap before Mimes at #4 (Old No. 7 would be my #3). Capo, Beavers, Drow, and Bill would be grouped in that order down at 7-10.
Labels: 2008
1 Comments:
I guess Drow forgets the consecutive beat-downs Beavers put on them not too long ago. It's OK. We take strength from the disrespect. We shall take it out on Brawlers this week.
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