Playoff Update, Week 12

Middle

The middle division closes out the season with back-to-back division games but Malleus is real close to clinching the division and the top seed in the playoffs.

Malleus: have clinched at least a wild card spot. Clinch the division with a win this week or next or a Bill loss this week. Clinch the top seed in the playoffs with a win this week or next or a Mimes loss this week or next.

Bill: will play for the division next week if they win and Malleus lose this week. Would clinch a playoff spot with one more win or one more loss for Drow and Ramjets.

Rednecks: were swept by Malleus earlier and so are removed from contention for the division. Would clinch a playoff spot with one more win or one more loss for Drow and Ramjets.

Old No. 7: are eliminated from contention for the division. Could theoretically tie one or more people at .500 in contention for a wild card spot. But lose tie-breakers against Lagers, Drow, Beavers, and Ramjets. However, could end up sweeping Rednecks. Still the odds are long here.

Left

Left Division gets the much maligned Right Division this week before finishing up their division games in week 14.

Mimes: a win plus Lager and Drow losses would clinch the division. A win plus Drow and Ramjets losses would clinch a wild card spot.

Lagers: need a win or Mimes loss to stay in the division race.

Drow: need a win or Mimes loss to stay in the division race. Need a win or Lagers loss or Redneck loss to stay in the wild card hunt.

Beavers: need a win and losses from Mimes and Drow to stay in the division hunt (they would then need to beat Lagers and have Drow to beat Mimes the next week). Need a win or Lager loss to stay in the wild card hunt.

Right

One more non-divisional game to set-up their last week of division games.

CAPO: a win and Ramjet loss would clinch the division. Otherwise, it will be a winner-take-all game week 14 for the division and possibly for any kind of playoff spot.

Ramjets: a loss and CAPO win would bounce them from their chance for the division crown. A loss plus wins from Lagers and Rednecks would eliminate them from wild card contention.

Hamburglers and Flannel have both been eliminated from the playoffs.

Toilet Bowl

Flannel have clinched a spot in this game of ignominy. Hamburglers can clinch the other spot with one more loss. Old No. 7 or Beavers could replace them if either were to loss-out while Hamburglers ran the table.